partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

marinashutup:

resume: an introverted night person desperately trying to be an extroverted morning person


bluebardfrommars:

batman-nolanverse:

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Only rebloging for spidey.

(Source: bitchpleaseteachme)

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

(Source: jadethrwall)

buildabitchworkshop:

Talents: looking really fucking awful in any picture taken of me



zeltallica:

likeadisneyprincess:

doctorwhovian12:

Elsa got arrested

This is amazing.

let me go

let me go

If they miss you, they’ll call. If they want you, they’ll say it. If they care, they’ll show it. And if not, they aren’t worth your time.
(via andromache)

(Source: heyjonwin)