people that will always talk in caps with you are the best people because that means instant friendship
this is the bitch that stole my phone and every pic she takes goes straight to my icloud!
Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly
girls who go clubbing in just tiny dresses and massive heels in the depths of winter are true northern heroes and tougher than any boys ever
"Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.”
Time to show some love and appreciate these heroes.
Firefighters are some badass mutha fuckas
washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment
and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner.
I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.
That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually