long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing
is there a scholarship for trying
what’s cooler than cool?
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I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest.
Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.
I haven’t seen a Hannibal one yet so I just
"Will, come over I’m lonely."
"Hannibal I can’t, I’m busy."
"I have puppies."
At gunpoint everybody loves you!!